6 Monstrous Freakshakes To Demolish In Wellington This Summer

Megan Zara Walsh Megan Zara Walsh - Staff Writer

Wellington Freakshakes

Be honest, Freakshakes are the epitome of happiness. Come on, who doesn’t adore a delicious monster milkshake? Creamy ice cream submerged in bundles of chocolates, jellies, mouthwatering cakes, candy floss, donuts, and more — all making the perfect concoction. Hence why we have located the best Freakshakes in Wellington to satisfy your sweet tooth. Indeed, these milkshakes will certainly bring all the boys (and girls) to the yard.

1. The Enormous Crocodile & Shake

The monstrous freakshakes at this place are the most insta-worthy thing you will lay eyes on. Who could say no to an over-the-top creative milkshake, smothered high in all sorts of goodies? From Unicorn, Cheesecake, Chocolate, Cookies – The folks here cater for all mankind.

📍 5/22 Herd Street, Te Aro, Wellington 6011, New Zealand

2. Mama Brown

Hearty American food and a divine milkshake, what more could you want? With plenty of creative inventions always popping up, you’ll be spoilt for choice. Think Black Forest, Banoffee Pie, Chocolate Fudge Brownie, to name a few, all topped with sweets like M&Ms, Kit Kats, Cadbury sauces, and more. These bad boys are totally worth the $10 – $15, and the good news is that there are lots of choices for Celiacs. No wonder this spot is one of the best American eateries in Wellington.

📍 250 Wakefield Street, Te Aro, Wellington 6011, New Zealand

3. Buzz Café

Buzz Café needs more credit. Their supper yummy joint offers the greatest food porn with their quirky milkshakes. With a selection of choices—like Snickers, Oreo Cookies and Cream and all the regulars—you won’t go hungry! Appease your sweet-loving taste buds by pairing it with some bacon and banana waffles for the greatest experience. Normally, they have some jaw-dropping limited seasonal editions too, so keep an eye on their website menu.

📍 101 High Street, Hutt Central, Lower Hutt 5010, New Zealand


4. Sweet Bakery & Cakery

Whether you like a casual milkshake or monstrous milkshake, the choice is yours at this cute joint where you can design your own Freakshake. These epic-looking beauties are a dessert lovers dream, and the perfect combination of pure rich ice cream and nostalgia-inducing childhood chocolates and sweets. We recommend adding a tasty cake to your shake for some extra well-worth-the-calories vibes. Definitely, one of the best freakshakes in Wellington.

📍 3/149 Karori Road, Karori, Wellington 6012, New Zealand

5. Sweet Mother’s Kitchen

Warning: these unique milkshake cocktails are too bloody delicious. You’ll find nothing but goodness in this lively café influenced by New Orleans cuisine. Excitingly, this place is also fantastic for brunch. Therefore, you could kill two birds by delighting in a belly-filling brunch while slurping on one of the best Freakshakes in Wellington.

📍 5 Courtenay Place, Te Aro, Wellington 6011, New Zealand

6. Zelati Dessert Café

Not so much a Freakshake, but we couldn’t forget about these bizarre but glorious OTT dessert sundaes. For instance, the Mango Float is made of layers of real mango sorbet, crushed biscuits, brown sugar, vanilla gelato, topped with other goodness. Meanwhile, the popular Halo-Halo  comes with vanilla coconut and purple sorbet, banana oat milk and dulce de leche gelato, sweet corn, topped with coconut strands, puffed rice and more. Possibly, the most soul-satisfying dessert on our list.

📍 116 Cuba Street Left Bank Arcade, Te Aro, Wellington 6011, New Zealand

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